Hey All, business is risky. And while I love using my experiences, and the experiences of countless other entrepreneurs I know, have worked with and have drank endless bottles of wine with, business is still risky. So my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. You get that, right? Cool. Oh, and if you need professional help, consider hiring a business consultant…preferably one with a suit and briefcase.
Thanks for visiting! My site and blog are resource guides for educational and informational purposes. (And sometimes venting about inappropriate topics such as wine smuggling and/or individuals who don’t realize that glitter is a perfectly acceptable fashion accessory. You know–the usual.) To write my articles, I use my experiences, the experiences of others and various other resources including but not limited to the wild wild web, the Encyclopedia Britannica (what? you didn’t buy the extended library collection of 1989?) and/or The Bible. (Kidding, but maybe not.) That said, my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. By visiting this site, you’re essentially signing a contract that says that you understand that I make no guarantees, and you won’t try to sue me or report me to the Obama administration. Because that? Would be awkward.
The complimentary advice, printables, and basically anything else on this site or on my blog, are provided here and based on an abbreviated examination of the minimal facts given, not the extensive analysis I conduct when working with individual clients. This is based on me taking a quick look, sans magnifying glass, as a favor–and not the usual review and analysis of all documents and factors that I would consider when working with you as a traditional paid client. (You also miss out on my witty emails and me showering you with compliments and attention.) That said, my advice and opinion is taken into account at your own risk, but for a proper analysis, hire a lawyer/doctor/other licensed professional–preferably one with a fancy certificate on their wall. Because who doesn’t like a fancy certificate? Or you could hire me as a consultant or designer & we can rock out together while creating the best event ever!
We love our products, and we hope you do, too. That said, sometimes we might slip up, and sometimes, errors happen. Things like pricing or merchandise descriptions get mixed up, and then we look bad. While that stinks, what’s most important to us is that you’re happy. So while we can’t guarantee that all information on the site is always 100% accurate at any given time, if you do notice a mistake? Please don’t hesitate to contact us and let us know. Since we can’t guarantee the products for your particular circumstances or purposes, nor that the color matches your computer screen, the paper feels the way that it looks, or everything is perfect (remember that here at Pretty Much, I’m not a machine or a robot, and I make everything by hand), I can guarantee that I’ll give you the best customer service we can to remedy the situation.
What I am Not
Although I have experience with wedding and event planning, I am not a wedding planner. I would love to offer my expertise, ideas, and opinions, but my main focus is all the other pretty stuff. I make the invitations, the decorations, the paper goods. I design the theme, coordinate the colors, ensure everything works well together and within the space. I make the celebration pretty.